mump

Someone that acts cool and then proceeds to fuck your mother and make you breakfast

Did you see Denise with that mump last night?

sunoco

When one person does a handstand and pulls down their pants and another pours a beer into their rectum.

Did you see Jack getting that sunoco at the bar last night?

denizaying

Sprinting across the bar fully nude with a full drink.

denise set a record for denizaying across the bar in 3.2 seconds. It was amazing.