tune up

/verb/

A beat down especially when administered by the cops.

Clark probably would have gotten off with a warning, but then he decided to lip off, so he got a tune up and a trip downtown instead.

OBGYN!

fake netspeak abreviation used to hate on n00bs in an irc chatroom who overuse netspeak.

n00b1: OMG WTF!
n00b2: OMG I wz lk ROTF!
n00b1: I wz lk LMFAO!
H8R: OBGYN!
H8R: fucking n00bs

hate on

to insult or verbally attack someone. originally implied jelousy, now also used for more generally applied abuse.

see also dis, slam

fcuked

verb. pronounced 'FUH-kuhkt'

seriously messed up--a way to express ultimate messed-up-ed-ness without the overt use of profainity.

origins: verb form of fcuk

note also similarity to the yiddish 'farcockteh' (transliterative spelling) meaning 'crapped-up/messed-up'

guy: woah, your car got messed up in that crash!
guy 2: yeah, the front end is totally fcuked. I'll never be able to fix it.