avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell

"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"

Covfefe

A word Donald Trump made up that means nothing.

Maybe it means "I'm drink, look at me tweet!"

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

derp

Derp... is an acronym for
D.Don't
E.Ever
R.Rape
P.Pigs

farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm raping them
farmer: STOP! THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP