Balltender

The position or job one assumes when cooking meatballs which constantly need to be watched during the cooking process

Dude, I can't chat with you on facebook anymore. I'm busy being a balltender right now.

Logg out

The act of getting off the computer so you can go to the bathroom to take a dump.

Dude 1: I can't chat with you anymore....I gotta go logg out?
Dude 2: Why logg out, I'll wait...how long you gonna be?
Dude 1: Nah, it's gonna take at least 3 minutes and I don't want you to wait. I had a big steak for dinner last night and a big cup of coffee this morning, now I got to go logg out.

sneeze freeze

Most commonly found during the cold and flu season of 2012/2013. When you have the urge to sneeze, but cannot execute the sneeze.

My head was pounding, my eyes runny and worst of all, I have sneeze freeze. I just wish I could have an explosive sneeze and relief myself of my sneeze freeze.