rind

a funky, scaly outer coating usually found on old, unwashed and cheap underpants.

"Honey, make sure you wash the Rind off these. I haven't used them since I played on the High school basketball team"

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."