Poot

Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.

Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?

Sleep Mode

When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.

Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.

Jake Paul

Some kind of fuckboy on Youtube who still dabs and made a terrible music video named "It's Everyday Bro".

Fangirl: OMG, I LOVE JAKE PAUL!!! I DAB ON THEM HATERS EVERYDAY, DADDY--
Me: //dying noises