Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.
Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"
To speedily walk, but not run, usually at abnormally high speeds, as if one is on a mission.
Defined after a certain pilot who walks too fast.
Jim: "Hurry we gotta samp over to the food hall before it closes."
Markiplier: "Was that the bite of '87!!??"