Jess

Jess is a wonderful human being, a kind soul with a great spirit. She is exciting, interesting and funny. But you also kinda just want to pie her in the face. But you would probably fail to pie her because of her insane strength.

Man, I tried to throw pie at Jess yesterday, but she took it straight out of my hand and pied me instead, it was so embarrassing.

bent

Irish slang word

If a person is bent, they can't kick a ball straight to save their own life

Callum just missed again, he's so bent.

Derek

Can sing high. Like this.

Bow bow I'm Derek and I can sing high like thiiiiis and I can sing hiiigh hiiigh