one thing led to another

A cryptic term only males understand -- " 5 minutes later i had my cock down her throat "

Her mum made me a cup of coffee we had a chat then, one thing led to another.....

nane

scottish slang for "none" nil, zip, zilch, nothing you get it?

Total nane va-va-voom.

baws

Scottish slang. stems from english slang "bollocks" meaning testicles.

can also be used as a statement of disbelief.

Ie.
Person1 I got my hole last nite.
person2 Baws , you couldnae get yer hole in a brothel.

yer maws got baws

ive got baws like watermelons

suck my baws.

maw

Scottish slang for "your mother" usually used as a quick retort to an insult.

person1- you suck Dick
Person2- aye yer maw's dick.

I wiz shaggin yer maw.

Yer Maw's Muff smells like tuna.

bawhair

As below a very small fraction.

Fuck , i missed that wee cunt by a Bawhair.