right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

Zipperhead

A person who does somthing so stupid that it seems like they unzipped their head and pulled their brain out. A really dumbass move.

you can't make a left trn from the right lane you zipperhead

Amigamor

noun: a-mi-ga-moor, a combination of two spanish words that describe a person who is both a friend and lover. (friend with benefits) amiga-friend & amor-lover

"We've been friends for a long time and I feel it's time we became intimate. Will you be my Amigamor?

boonks

a urban game where the loser of some contest (Basketball's 21 game or a one on one game) must bend over to expose his ass and accept getting hit in the ass by some object. usually a basketball

You lost man now give up the boonks.
My game- boonks up man.
Take your boonks like a man.

going with the bread

Making a life decision based upon where you feel your bread is best buttered. Making a choice that is the most beneficial to oneself. Choosing the best path.

"Yo man why did you drop Diana and hook up with Felicia"?
"Man, Diana never cooked. Felecia stays in the kitchen. I had to go with the bread man I had to go with the bread".

miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead

Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway

Where you at?

ebonics: the uneducated way of asking "where are you". an urban expression that is usually spoken on the telephone to determine someone's location. This expression has been used for years in the hood and has been around long before cell phones existed.

"hello"
Hi Girl what's up?
"Where you at?