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flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 15, 2003


Jocko

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.

He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.

by Doyle February 11, 2004


Meximelt

Two fine ass latina sluts mixed in with a lucky male contestant.

I could have settled for a waverunner, but I have high expectations and I grabbed two latin bombshells and had myself a little meximelt.

by doyle December 06, 2003


Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like

A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.

by Doyle February 11, 2004


Ass Sniper

Someone who likes to dress up in camoflauge & uses stealth to sneak up on an unsuspecting ass & then stab it with his Meat Bayonet.

I once sniped a womans tight anus from over 300 meters with my pink party rifle.

by Doyle March 08, 2004


Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 19, 2004


hoagie hound

A girl who loves meat in her buns or an astute male who likes to be the reciever in a game of catch the cock.

Man dude, Sarah is a hoagie hound. I banged her up the poop chute for three hours last night.

by doyle December 01, 2003