Grind

A group of lesbians.

A gaggle of geese...a herd of elephants...a grind of lesbians.

I went to the coffeehouse to grab an espresso, but a grind of lesbians was protesting for fair trade coffee, blocking the door.

Gingrich

A person who accuses someone of doing something immoral while doing the same thing him or herself; as in, Newt Gingrich accusing Bill Clinton of immorality while he was boinking his mistress. AKA: GIGANTIC hypocrite.

My boss called me to make sure I wasn't goofing off - but he was calling from the golf course - what a Gingrich!