what the crap

most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.

"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?

dead

word that means
1your not moving anymore,
2screwed,
3your just "there."

1:"whoah a dead guy
me:"holy crap... hes got 50 bucks in his pocket, score!"
er...
2:dude, your an hour late to pick up your chick? your so DEAD.
them:stfu..
3:man that stoner over there is lying like a dead guy

gum whore

person who will do anything for gum

omg jose, plz gimme some of your gum dude! i dont have any, and ill do anything!
me: stop being such a gum whore!