Lint Dick

When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions

I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.

poop roadblock

when you are fingering a girl in her ass and you feel shit.

I was going to fuck Christie in the ass but I felt a poop roadblock and got scared.