wilt

A euphemism for the word Quilt - used by those prone to wilting or kimming

"Its sunday - I need my wilt so I can spend the day kimming it up"

wilting

The action of wasting entire days under a quilt or wilt

"I spent all day wilting it on the sofa"

jonnyism

A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.

By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!