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the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog
I tried to act cool in front of her parents while her fucking Doberman snorked me
Spanking the vulva prior to, in between, or after sexual intercourse of any kind.
As I ate her out, I gave her a couple of squacks, which made her gasp.
the cum left in a condom after use
When I tore the condom off, a big wad of gibbledy-goo went flying and ended up hanging off the rafters. "Try explaining that one to the cleaning lady," I said.