Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

Mutumbo jingle

Mutumbo jingle, when two people engage in sexual intercourse (doggy style) except the male goes in doggy and the female goes in and chomps on his testicles from under like Mutumbo the hippopotamus.

Me : dude last night I was over at Ethan’s house and I hit him wit the “Mutumbo jingle” when he was least expecting it!