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Chum dick: When your dick is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.
Bill: Tim, you hear what happened to Frank?
Tim: No, What?
Bill: He fucked that skank hoe Tina last night, didn't shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum dick off!
Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.
Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.
When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.
Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.
Barack to Bill: How'd you sleep with That?
Bill to Barack:Most nights, I'd just break her open like a shotgun and hit the hogeye.
A word for really sweet pussy.
Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.
A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.
I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin
When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.
Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.