self dunner

Any tattoo, body piercing, body art, or sharpie writing on a persons body that is so unruly and pathetic looking that it had to have been done in a drunken rage by themself

Me - yo look at that wackass tat!!

Dale - yeah man those are some fuckin self dunners or some shit

Me - Self Dunners!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dopey Bone

an extremely stupid or troublesome person of color

Man, that is one Dopey Bone.

dirty harry

Straight up - the .44 Magnum

Callahan pulled out his dirty Harry and laid them all down!