text

A language used by kids for SMS messages which is totally incomprehensible.

ROFL I tp ts msg nucfrwims POS i14yo what ur asl

technobabble

The art of using a bunch of nonsensical ramblings to solve of explain a problem. Usually used by SCI-FI writers once they have written themself in a corner.

Scotty couldn't beam Kirk up until he reversed the polarity on the microconvertor to align it in phase with the heisenberg compensator.

jury

The back word for jewelry.

Yo dawg I robbed a 7-11 so I could get my bitch some jury.

seldom

Ghetto word for sell them.

My brother gave me a pair of Oriole tickets, so I seldom to buy a candy bar.