Fuckin' DUH!

Response to a completly obvious, and unnecessary question.

Said to person in work setting and in uniform... "Excuse me...do you work here?"
"Fuckin'DUH! You thought I just really liked the nametags, fuckhead?"

piece

Piece of ass. Someone you're just fuckin'

Hey...there goes Josh with his new piece.

tinsel

Something sparkling or showy but basically valueless. Gaudy, showy, and basically blong.

~Didya see that thang on her finger?
~Tinsel. I bet her piece got it from a quarter machine, and said "Baby I got you this dyemond.

blong

The complete opposite of bling.

Those tinsel rims aren't bling, they're blong!