NetBSD

This is a UNIX based operating system that will function effectively on your toaster, alarm clock, and any other fucking thing you can plug in.

I just got NetBSD to work on my beard trimmer!

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

jimmy page

Had great material such as "Achilles Last Stand" and "Heartbreaker". Great in the studio, but very sloppy live.

Bob - Dude, Jimmy Page is the greatest.
Me - Eh. I'd rather listen to some Eric
Clapton or Ritchie Blackmore.

Shi-aan

Shi-aan is the litterall meaning of a baas(boss), Shi-aan is someone everyone should bow down to.

We as mere peasants should bow down to Shi-aan.

grorange

Defined, it means the genetic splicing of a grape and an orange, but it's importance comes from the oddness of saying the word. It may be the funniest word to say out loud.

I charged the machine gun yelling, "GRORANGE!" to confuse the enemy.

buttsnake

a gay penis.

lake toilato

toilet. where you go fishing for brown trout.

"Where is Kaminscus?"
"Well, Sarge, he's fishing for brown trout in lake toilato."