fi

whatever the hell you want it to mean, as long as it has nothing to do with fizzles or the vagina for that matter

Well my fi (friend) Mike got so fi (pissed) the other fi (night) that he stripped naked and we all said "holy fi (shit)! he's got a lil fizzle!"

gee-tar

yokel version of guitar

"Why I fand ma gee-tar in the at-tick th'other day and there was all these ro-dants insad it, but it still works yeah"

Condom

As before: "Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina"

They also serve well as water-bombs.

helloffenstein

1.) A more interesting way of saying Hello, which also sounds slightly German.

2.) A remote non-existent country, sparsely populated by hobbits and donkeys.

1.) "hey"
"yo"
"helloffenstein"

2.)And Marko Baggins, a long lost relative of Bilbo and Frodo went off to live with his girlfriend Tulula Wentworth and her herd of donkeys in Helloffenstein.

organism

any living thing, not to be confused with orgasm

Gribble

The mixture of cum and shit that pours out of an ass after anal sex

Anna’s gribble spilled on to the bed after we had anal sex.

Townie

Uncultured, immature people who have nothing better to do than go out and get smashed at the weekend. Often seen around the town centre wearing track suits or dressed like the town sluts.

Was out on Friday night and as usual there was a whole loada townies around.