nutcrackers

too tight pants worn by men

He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.

e-shove

an electronic shove, reminder

Do you need an e-shove in the morning or will you be awake?

Angstgiving

The traditional American holiday in November where we dine together with many relatives to remember why we don't live with them.

I am headed to Philadelphia for Angstgiving...I wonder if Uncle Joe will be there, since he got out of rehab.

fuzzbook

to use facebook while intoxicated

I shouldn't have fuzzbooked last night after the bar. I have no idea what I said...and I think I may have posted some pictures, too.