To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.
VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.
Condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect penis. This condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants.
These pants give me the worst dick wall!
Describing when a person is intensely searching for sexual hijinks with someone of the male persuasion; on the prowl
"It's not like i'm dick gazing or anything... i just wanna have fun!"
To swallow a pill using only your own saliva to wash it down. Comes from Arthur Fonzerelli of TV's "Happy Days," who was too tough to need water to help him swallow his medicine.
No thank you, doctor, I don't need any water... I can just fonzie this aspirin.