🛅🚮🛃🛅🚾🛃🚺🚾🛃🚾♿🚻🚹🚮🛃

When you want to write "jsudhdodhdidud" but have your emoji keyboard on.

Person 1: 🛅🚮🛃🛅🚾🛃🚺🚾🛃🚾♿🚻🚹🚮🛃
Person 2: wut

MinecraftOnline

r/dankmemes but Minecraft. (Moderators)

person 1: goes on minecraftonline and breaks a single block owned by person 2 83737747 eternities ago

mod: banned banned banned

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6th grader

1) 99% of them fit the standard definition. 1% don't. Stop stereotyping them to the 99%.
2) No, they don't need parental controls. They're not 6 year olds.

1) 7th grader: "hahaha look at these 6th graders the so dumb"
1% of 6th graders: "No we aren't, the other 99% are"

2) Google: "We detected that you're under 13. Please, enable parental controls."
6th grader: "I'M NOT A 6 YEAR OLD"

Homework

Legal torture. Schools use it to make a student's life much harder.

For fuck's sake Urban Dictionary, make the example function optional. Many good definitions were ruined by this cringy piece of scheisse called "example". Homework

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