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A hairstyle: the front is cut trim, but the back is left long and wild.
Can only be pulled off by people with the confidence to be anachronistic. It keeps the hair out of your eyes, but you can still head-bang and enjoy the freedom of long hair.
It's fucking awesome. I don't even care if you fags (see: sp) don't like it, or if you ignorantly associate it with "rednecks," because I'm gonna wear my hair the way I want to.
Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a mullet. He was a cool guy.
The groove is so mysterious. We're born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid and cool. When we get it back, the world unifies around us, and both stupid and cool fall away.
I am grateful to those who are keepers of the groove.
-Lynda Barry, from 100 Demons
When I decided to act on my own volition rather than society's, I realized...baby, I got my groove back!
A tired meme at the Something Awful forums (and perhaps elsewhere on the internet). Initially it was the funny concluding line of a joke; since then, it has been broadened to be used as a corny punchline for other jokes, and has broadened even further to be added as an addendum to message board posts FOR NO BLOODY REASON (as parasitic memes tend to do)
Used correctly: end of original joke (look it up)
"Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?" The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party"
Used annoyingly:
Knock knock
Welcome to the Republican Party!
Used normally:
Hey I was just watching the tv and OMG WELCOME THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LOLOL
Ménage à trois, but a threesome that is between two guys and a girl.
The number one rule of etiquette in a Devil's Three Way is for the guys to avoid making eye contact.
Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.
The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.
Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?
The 2001 tuck rule shenanigans that overturned a Tom Brady fumble and allowed the Patriots to force the game to overtime, and eventually win.
The Raiders should have gone to the superbowl that year.
The snow job was the most gut wrenching officiating decision in playoff history.