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A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
Elephant girl, go get Carol.
A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.
It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.
1. A good friend.
2. A good friend who is committing an act that steps over the line.
1. Hey cheese, what's up.
2. Listen cheese, keep your hands off my wife's ass.
1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.
2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.
1. The DMV is a total jackfest.
2. The board meating was a total jackfest
The most awful state of being possible.
After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.
Sitting around doing nothing. Jerking off.
"What are you doing right now?"
Pulling.
The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.