Dan vs.

An awesome (cancelled) cartoon on the Hub about an angry little man named Dan who is constantly plotting revenge against the world with the help of his best friend Chris.

Excerpt:

Chris: Okay, but I'm not killing anyone.

Dan: WHAT!?

Chris: I'm not killing someone for the librarian, that's a deal-breaker.

Dan: You've run over dozens of cyclists!

Chris: Yeah, but they've all lived!

guy 1: did you catch Dan vs. the other day?
guy 2: yeah, Dan needs to take a chill pill.