Gavin

a really nice and genuinely sweet guy.
he makes friends with as
many people as he can
everyone loves Gavin
it's very easy to fall for a Gavin
he is the most cute and perfect guy you'll ever lay eyes on
he has a great smile and amazing eyes
he also has a great sense of humor
you should really get to know a Gavin

me: I think I really like him!
friend: well yeah he's Gavin!

circumstatus

Noun, the official classification of a man's penis. e.g. circumcised or uncircumcised

Example 1:
Boyfriend: "At the pub tonight some guy used me as a human shield while he dipped his todger in his mate's pint. Then he gave it to his friend to drink."
Girlfriend: "OMG, was he circumcised?"
Boyfriend: "I didn't look that closely! Why does his circumstatus matter?!"

Example 2:
Girl #1: "So, I hooked up with this totally hot guy at a club this weekend... he was Italian!"
Girl #2: "Really? I've heard about European men.. what was his circumstatus?"

Shmizzacked

when you are both smacked and shmizzed

A better word for crossed.

-isa and andres

“I’m fcking shmizzacked right now.”