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Virtualbox

Virtualbox is a virtual machine software made by Oracle, the owners of Java. Its main competitor is VMWare. Virtualbox can run any OS you'd like using a virtual machine.

technewb:"what vm software should i use"
vmexpert:"vmware or virtualbox"

by ilikeguns:) February 23, 2021


Gulai

Gulai is an Indonesian dish that contains meat (usually chicken, beef, offal or mutton) or vegetables (mostly unripe jackfruit, cassava leaves, and banana stem) covered in a sort of sauce similar to curry. The gulai commonly has a thick consistency with a yellowish colour because of the addition of ground turmeric. An example of gulai can be found in the GIF I have included below.

"I like eating chicken gulai.", Umar said to his coworker.

by ilikeguns:) June 22, 2022


Xbox

The Xbox is a range of video game consoles made by Microsoft. The first console released in 2001, which gave the Playstation 2 several months to dominate the market. In 2005, the Xbox 360 launched. It was a superior console for a while, since the Playstation 3 had a processor so hard to program, developers mad games for the 360 instead. This console is prone to overheating, which caused the venerable Red Ring of Death. In 2013, the Xbox One released. People trashed on it, due to it's generic design and it's marketing. Altough hated at first, the Xbox One started gaining traction due to it's later versions. In December of 2019, Microsoft announced the Xbox Series X. This became pure meme material due to it's vertical box design.

"Hey, do you game on Playstation or Xbox?"
"Both of them, I would stay away from PC though, I don't want my computer to be obsolete every 5 years."
"Ok."

by ilikeguns:) October 06, 2020


Jackie Chan

Possibly the most badass Asian man in the modern history of the world.
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?

Malcolm: Who's your favorite actor?
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)

by ilikeguns:) March 30, 2020


Kumon

SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."

by ilikeguns:) October 06, 2020


free mcboot

an aftermarket mod for your ps2, usually in the form of a memory card.
used in conjunction with opl

person 1: hey you got the free mcboot card
person 2: that'll be 5 dollars
person 1: here you go
person 2: thanks

by ilikeguns:) September 25, 2020


Dream

1. a sensation you experience when you are sleeping
2. a person who leads an army of annoying 14 year old twitter girls

1." Holy shit, last night, I dreamed of fucking my crush"
2. "Jesus Christ, I hate those Dream stans"

by ilikeguns:) March 24, 2021