vagenis

a person that has a vagina and a penis

did you see lady gaga last night at the concert, oh you mean that ugly vagenis!

iFail

When your iphone auto corrects what you type and you touch send and then realize that what you sent was auto corrected.

bully:

Wait untill school tomorow! im gonna kiss your ass!!!

nerd:

why would you kiss my ass?!

bully:

I mean; KICK your ass!!! sorry that was an iFail, but im still kicking your ass tomorow!!