pageloss

Pageloss is when you make a post with good content to a forum that ends up being the last post on a thread page, then soon after someone adds a crap quality post to the thread that starts a new page, leaving your Good Post on the previous page where it will be lost to the sands of time.

If you notice a Good Post that just got pagelossed by a stupid post, it's generally good manners to quote it, including all of its content, on the next page.

This term is pretty specific to the Blockland forum but gets some use elsewhere.

Can't believe nobody will see the post I spent 30 minutes researching because some moron pagelossed me with a dumb copypasta

wab

Short for Whataburger, the solution to all your problems

Me: You've got to be kidding me, fire alarms going off at 4 AM?
Roommate: time for wab

Me: oof, I got creamed by that midterm
Friend: time for wab

Mom: I'm so sorry, your grandfather's dead
Me: time for wab

Ybmti

Short for "you beat me to it"

Me: What's bofa?
Friend 1: bofa DEEZ NUTS
Friend 2: bofa DEEZ NUTS
Friend 2: dang, ybmti

sg

sg is the country code for Singapore, an island nation in Southeast Asia with a "benevolent dictatorship"

It would be cool to visit sg someday but with all their weird laws against simple things like selling chewing gum or forgetting to flush the toilet maybe I'll hold off for now

RRS

Red River Showdown, an annual rival football game between the University of Oklahoma and the University of Texas taking place at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas.

Texas blew a 21-point lead in the RRS this year

backreading

Scrolling up (or scrolling down, depending on the chat app) through a group chat reading every. single. message.

"Dude, why were you online in the group chat but didn't say anything?"
"Sorry, I was backreading about 1000 messages."
"Dude, you have no life."

hwy

A confusing typo of "hey" that doesn't stand for anything.

Bae: hwy
Me: ????
Bae: My bad, I meant hello