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Motion in the ocean

When a guy is peeing (usually standing up), and attempts to get every last bit out, and when he puts it back into his pants, it starts leaking.

Ahh, come on. I’ll just stop. NOOOOOOO not the motion in the ocean! Everyone’s going to laugh at me!!!

by jakeyT31 March 25, 2024


64442

The most clever way any white person could ever use to say nigga without their black friends understanding

White person: what up my 64442
Black person: nuttin’ much nigga

by jakeyT31 November 23, 2019


ripoorch

Take from the rich and give to the poor.

The solution to world poverty is to ripoorch.

by jakeyT31 March 06, 2024


Top 10 N-words

#10: Negative
#9: Nevada
#8: Nissan
#7: Number
#6: Nine
#5: No
#4: Nick
#3: Nigeria
#2: Noob
#1: Nice
Honorable Mention: Nigga

Me: Hey Joe, what are the top 10 n-words?
Joe: (lists them)

by jakeyT31 September 09, 2020


hill kitty

A player who plays Call of Duty, particularly the game mode Hardpoint, that camps on the objective the whole game.

Player 1: OMG we’re going to win! I’m doing so good!

Player 2: We’re only winning because you’re being a hill kitty and we’re getting all the kills.

by jakeyT31 August 17, 2022


Mixy

A term used by video gamers, particularly Call of Duty players, to describe a very chaotic and fast-paced game or situation in a game.

Shipment is so mixy, just nonstop killing everywhere.

by jakeyT31 October 22, 2022


Snowbody

A white girl who only likes and dates black guys.

Person 1: Do you know Jane?
Person 2: Yeah I do. She won’t date me.
Person 1: Yeah, me neither. She’s a snowbody.

by jakeyT31 January 10, 2020