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ripes

Long for "rips", referring to puffing the chibba.

All these grav ripes are making me feel like eating some salmon pinwheels.

by java monster February 22, 2008


duck shot

To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.

To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.

by java monster February 18, 2008


plugged out

1.) Ambiguously high; as in not plugged into reality.

2.) Unplugged

The cat's been plugged out ever since we fish bowled it's kitty-condo.

The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...

by java monster February 22, 2008


skudwizer

Shooting a beer like a missile.

Goddard doesn't drink, he skudwizers.

by java monster February 22, 2008


thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

by java monster February 22, 2008


chibba

Another word for marijuana.

Is there a difference between "smoking" and "puffing" the chibba?

by java monster February 22, 2008


giraffodil

A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.

I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.

That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.

by java monster February 22, 2008