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a sarcastic way to say "thanks for sharing, no one really cares"
John: DUDE I ate a lollipop today!
Bob: noted.
an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.
1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"
2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"
When someone has realized their mistakes and owns up to it.
"Why have you gotten yourself knocked up Sandy?"said Patrick. "Noted. Me and Spongebob should fuck a little less."replied Sandy apologetically.
bored, a state of feeling no excitment or energy, dull and uninteresting, feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity.
Ah, dude i'm so noted. Tryna chill?
Grant Lee Buffalo's "We've Only Just Begun" is almost a note-for-note re-creation of the Carpenters' version.
Another word for " Got that" or "I'll take it into account".
Person 1: You stink. You should take a shower.
Person 2: Noted.
When used as a reply, shorthand to express that the message is received. Does not convey any emotion or opinion.
"My new cell # is 555-1234"
"Noted."