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Screenwriter

The Inventor of a film.

The most under-valued person in the filmmaking process.

Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?

Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"

by jazz4 March 11, 2011


Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.

Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"

by jazz4 November 15, 2011


Pink-Polo

One who wears designer pink polo-shirts regularly. Usually people who behave irritatingly in social situations.

Term mainly used in England.

Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their apparent comfortability in this colour renders their hetrosexuality strengthened.

Mike - "Oh my god, look at that guy starting trouble on innocent people, is he actually wearing a pink polo shirt?"

Sam - "Yeah, such a pink-polo."

by jazz4 November 23, 2010


Absoloute-Fuck-Hole

A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.

Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.

Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..."

Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."

by jazz4 November 23, 2010


Rich as a Nazi

A phrase said when your wealth equates that of a Nazi.

When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.

Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.

Goebbels, Himmler, Goerring all being Men of considerable wealth and power.

"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"

"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.

by jazz4 July 24, 2010


Procrastigasm

When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.

Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."

by jazz4 February 19, 2011


Englaised

Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'.

The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.

A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.

Sam: "Jesus, look at that depressing grey sky, I think it's raining as well - I'm going to stay in today."

Mike: "Yeah, me too. I'm feeling truly 'englaised' - maybe see you in six months when the sun comes out."

by jazz4 February 19, 2011