toppers

Derived from the popular Toppers Pizza franchise, it is used to describe anything mediocre like Topper's pizza itself.

This dental work I recieved is pretty toppers. My teeth are still upside down.

Sweetmouth

A deliciously sweet herbaceous hypotrophic hallucinogen commonly smoked, though it can be ingested, snorted or rubbed.

I just got a new promotion and now I have to do actual work. I gotta get some sweetmouth or my heads gonna explode.