jizzin'

Amazing, awe-inspiring, delicious.

The epitome of whatever seeks to be described.

This spaghetti is jizzin'.

afw

Acronym for "away from world" or "away from the world." Like afk (away from keyboard) except not present in any physical sense.

Especially applicable in the context of a group of friends hanging out and a persistently absent individual.

John: "Dude, where's Charlie, I haven't seen him for days?"
Dave: "Oh, he's afw."