ripped jeans

basically the most attacked clothing at any family event

granny: what are you wearing young lady?
me: uh jeans?
granny- they are ripped jeans!!
me: ...

road work ahead

UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES

friend 1: road work ahead?
friend 2: UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES

Ava

This girl is a pure genius! She gets A’s in ALL of her classes, and can sometimes even be ahead a couple of grades! She is ALWAYS a great person to go to for advice, or just to rant. If you know an Ava, or maybe she is your best friend, keep her close as long as possible. You’ll be happy you did. If you are dating an Ava, treat her with respect, she deserves the world, give it to her.

Matthew: hey who’s that over there?
Jonathan: oh that’s Ava. She’s in our geometry class.

Matthew: Yeah she’s REALLY smart. And beautiful....

Bailey

Probably the most humble person you will ever meet! Guys will fall in love with her easily. She has low self confidence, which is why you need to tell her she is beautiful, cuz she IS!

Cort: hey do you see that girl over there?
Emily : oh do you mean Bailey?
Cort: yeah! wow she is beautiful

Emily: AWWWW

jane

the girl that broke up with Thor :(

jane: you are gone too much we are breaking up
thor: *6 years later* playing fortnite, drinking beer and drowning in sorrows