patsandpauls

being something of interest to male homosexuals but in a derogatory manner, eluding that straight men would not be interested.

a play on words to the typical straight male interest of "bats and balls"

Person 1: Your phone-book is still at your door.
Person 2: Man, phone-books are for patsandpauls

OTR

"On the real"

An attempt to segue from a state of joyous ROFL to one a bit more serious, with a hint of IRL connotation

"...LOLZ, george washington was the man...

but OTR, what are we doing for New Year's?"

Chacha

A standard unit of measure approximating how f'd a given situation is

I just got off the phone with our supplier and that part shortage is a level 4 Chacha