new girlfriend diet

When a new girlfriend cooks so well that you can't stop eating her food, thus gaining weight.

Man1: have you gained weight?
Man 2 : yeah, I'm going through a new girlfriend diet.

Cabron

1. Word from the spanish language that means your are the offspring of your father's affair with another woman

2 Asshole

3 word to refer to your good friends

1 yo i think he is a cabron

2 don't flip me off cabron

3 Cabron! I haven't seen you in forever