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adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time
"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."
An end-of-the-meal amuse bouche. Like an amuse bouche, a derange bouche is not ordered from a menu by patrons but rather served free and according to the chef's selection alone. However, it is served at the end of a large meal, usually long after anyone wants any more food and only because they are delicious - often chocolate or sweets that are practically coercive. The result is a diner happy for a moment but riddled with longer-lasting guilt and discomfort for having overeaten. Often styled as petits fours or mignardises.
Surprisingly the seven course meal was an appropriate amount of food, until that derange bouche put us over the top. Total wasted calories.
That derange bouche was delicious but now I can't fit into my pants!
A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.
"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."
"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."
A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.
I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.
Delicious guilty-pleasure chips or snacks ( usually made by Frito-Lay/PepsiCo), such as Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, and Tostitos.
You guys have great guac and hummus and all, but these veggies are just not doing the job. We need some itos!
A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.
"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.
the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it
Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.
I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.