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The Solar Purgatory

The Solar Purgatory (abbreviated 'Sumber') is a fanmade combination of the 2 mini-maps Solar Express (Solex) and Pinball Purgatory (Pumber) from the (game)Celeste Strawberry Jam mod. It combines mechanics from the Solar Express (dream blocks, Theo) and Pinball Purgatory (bumpers, moonboosts). It's an extremely hard map with gameplay orders of magnitude harder than anything in the base game (including goldens, and fwg)

"Sumber's an awesome map and I have like double the respect for anyone who goes out of their way to beat it"
"I should lock myself in a room with 500 pizzas and only come out when I can beat the solar purgatory"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 21, 2025


Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023


Golden strawberry

In celeste, a golden strawberry is present at the start of each level after progressing far enough. real condition removed to avoid spoilers, if you're desperate then ask Google ig.
There are at least 24 easy-ish ones which you could do if you are dedicated enough. Out of these, 3 stand out.
One requires a walkthrough. (Or you can play the game too much)
and one more, is fwg - short for farewell golden.

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A Cautionary note about golden strawberries

I do not believe that it is statistically possible to get every golden strawberry without using assist mode, or cheating in some way. I kinda think that Maddy Thorson was trolling us by putting these strawberries in the game, and having no way to tell if someone is using assist mode just by looking at the screen footage. I think she knows full well that it's impossible, and the whole thing is little more than a social experiment to see how many people will cheat and then try to pass their work off as legitimate. There is no achievement or reward for getting these strawberries. You don't unlock a special ending where Theo chips a tooth on the gold strawberries in your pie. You do get a stamp of a gold strawberry on your save file if you succeed in getting all 25 gold strawberries. But PC players have already learned to hack their save slot to manipulate these stamps - including removing the assist stamp.

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 21, 2025


yi er san si wu liu qi

"1 2 3 4 5 6 7" translated into Chinese and then written using letters phonetically. May refer to the game Rhythm Doctor (revolving around pressing the 7th beat, and a few other things)

Actual in-game sound: "yi er san si wu liu qi. yi er san si wu liu qi. yi er san si wu liu qi. yi er san si wu liu qi! yi er san si wu liu qi!" (1-1)

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025


Lie groups

(I'm sorry, they're not groups that Lie) groups of Lie type are the funniest jokes in mathematical group theory. Basically, all the math experts panic because they don't know what to call Liars. They concern "acting on" stuff that is "smooth" and have "many symmetries". (e.g. a piece of paper is smooth but with few symmetries; a circle is smooth (no sudden jolts) and has infinite symmetries.) technically, manifolds

Disputes regarding Lie groups' classification (techincally finite groups of Lie type iirc) happen due to isomorphisms and very similar properties. Derived from the classification of finite simple groups, Lie groups can exhibit unexpected isomorphisms with other types of groups. So we have no clue how to classify them.

Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025


smots gaming

smots gaming (stylised as all lowercase) is a YouTube channel which posts daily content about the room smots-8 from Monika's Final Goodbye (9D), which is a custom mod from the game Celeste. The channel was created by an unknown person on April 26th, 2024. It commonly spawns spam-like jokes where (for example) an entire comment section will spam comment smots gaming in response to any related video.

smots gaming
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by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 21, 2025


smots gaming

smots gaming (stylised as all lowercase) is a YouTube channel which posts daily content about the room smots-8 (or SMOTS-8 with a funny twist. The channel was created by an unknown person on April 26th, 2024. It has been titled "Celeste's Biggest Sh*tpost" by another popular Celeste channel (being Daily Dose of Celeste).

The smots gaming room is SMOTS-8, (SMOTS stands for "Scattered Mirror of the Storm") and this SMotS checkpoint is from Monika's Final Goodbye, aka 9D (itself being a modded map for Celeste).

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025