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Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny

Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.

by megosoftwindows January 12, 2023


Jasmine

hates timothee chalamet.

Man: Look, it's Timothee Chalamet!
Jasmine: get me out of here

by megosoftwindows June 17, 2024


debink

Another word for debate! Get into a good ol' debink with your pals.

It's kink debink wednesday everybody! Gather round, today is platonic piss kink part 2!

by megosoftwindows August 10, 2022


Ben

the duck overlord. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds.

Look, its Ben with his army of ducks again!

by megosoftwindows August 12, 2020


Meg

gnome collector

Meg has over 40 gnomes.

by megosoftwindows June 17, 2024


Cullen

teacher of dilfology. keeper of knowledge. somehow has more hours in the day than the rest of us.

Cullen: As a master of dilfology...

by megosoftwindows June 17, 2024


ookie

sleepy with a little sauce; maybe a little eeby sleeby; sleppy with somethin' extra

Guy 1: Why isn't she responding to me?
Guy 2: She's feelin' miiiighttyyy ookie right now, I gotta tuck 'er in.

by megosoftwindows November 22, 2023