Taco Bitch

Someone who works at Taco Bell.

"Can I take your --" "Shut up and give me a taco, Taco Bitch."

The Banana Effect

When a kidney stone is large enough to destroy a penis, in a fashion similar to parting banana peels.

"OH GOD" "...his penis has undergone the Banana Effect."

Padawanker

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."