plural of the popular internet word blog.
See the definition of blog for an explaination.
To grab a man's crotch in order to check for male genitals.
That dude was talking like a female so I had to pull a pecker checker.
to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops
i had to dip nuts from some cops last night
When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"
Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!
Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.
Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.
fukin mean as food its fukin mean oy buy cracker and Kraft cream cheese spread. spread da spread on da crackers and sandwich them 2 getha!! cheese worms!!!
"oy dick hook me up wif a cheese worm dick"
to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.