chromebook

a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.

bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.

playing minecraft

what you say your doing when your watching porn

mom: what are you dong
bob while watching porn: playing minecraft

fox

a very cute animal that you will sadly have to kill if you own small animals.

bob: those darn foxes killed my chickens so i had to kill them