dimmock

A witless, stupid person. From 'you charlie', with added ground force

You girt dozy dimmock

Woopicowapp

you ass hole

dont do that you woopiecowapp

doo

a hairy munter. Referenced to scooby

Look at that girt doo!

krippy creme

donut

dat be a krippy creme

vbo'd

redundant; one who posts the obvious

This is a vbo'd post:

hmm, looks like it got slashdotted (link to wikipedia definition of slashdot).

spwned

also spwn3d

spoon + owned = spwned
meaning "owned with a spoon"

"sucka, u just got spwn3d!"
"screw knifing, i will SPWN J00!"

circle jerk

I went to the University of Illinois in Chicago in the 60's. Back then it was know as the University of Illinois at Chicago Circle, due to it's proximity to a large circular expressway interchange. One day I came home from school and my dad asked me "How is my favorite Circle Jerk doing?" Very funny!After that I started to use the term Circle Jerk to describe some of my teachers and fellow students.

My math teacher is a real Circle Jerk.