Refers to sucking or "nipping" on a woman's nipples. From the movie "Brewster McCloud"
said by a woman-"How'd you like to nipponese?"
a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum
rectal cranial inversion
with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture
Like many other states, California has a seat belt law. Many cars have awkward and annoyingly difficult to use seat belts. As a result some people have taken to just holding the seat belt across their chests, not really fastening it, when just taking a quick drive to the corner market. Thus the "California click". That way it looks like it's fastened in case a cop should see you. See Califoria stop.
Don't worry about the damn seat belt, just do a California click!